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[hctiwelprup]

[What we see in the video is the Neon City Skyline, peaceful in the early morning hours. Below people are hustling and bustling on their way to work but the camera zooms in on one shape in particular. Tiffany the blond haired good witch is soaring on her broomstick en route to M.A.G.I for her morning classes. The sun is out, it's a beautiful day.

Then...out of no where a massive Snowman with boulders for eyes and a tree for a nose appears directly in front of her. And by massive I mean this thing is as tall as a towering hotel squatting at the top of a hill in the middle of a residential area. Tiffany can't stop in time and smacks right into the back of the Snowman's head.

The camera pans down and we see Tiffany the purple haired mean witch cackling and laughing like a lunatic. Apparently she either conjured up this sudden snowman or...more likely she built the thing beforehand somewhere cold and then stored it in her D-reader till she could pull this trick off.

The trick goes a step further however as the impact of Tiffany the good hitting it has caused the unstable sculpture to tip and tumble and now two giant snowballs, two boulders and a tree are tumbling down a hill and crashing through the streets till the snow crumbles into great big piles of filthy slush.

Tiffany the purple pauses for a moment...examines the damage to property and then laughs harder. Her partner finally then turns off that camera with a chuckle]

Comments

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Simple sorceress student spamming sorry slander? So silly. Eight word alliterative combo with no binding words to make up for mental inequity.

Shanoa isn't my dog, though. You seem to have pissed her off completely independent of me.

Of course, if you want to lower yourself to bestial pursuits of the flesh instead of facing up to your misdeeds with pride.. well, that tells me enough about your psych profile to know that you're not really worth my time. I'll be passing this information on to the proper authorities, I think they can handle you.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[hctiwelprup.livejournal.com]

Entertain your false notions of superiority mistaken worm, The Great Tiffany will not be baited into diverging from her destination nor will she abandon her task because of her pride of her accomplishments.

Though seemingly appropriate your tactics are they fall woefully short when uselessly applied to the blazing eyed buxom beauty bound to bring her beloved to bed.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

That was only seven. Tsk. You could have at least matched me so easily if you'd just tacked "Bitch" on at the end.

You study magic, so I assume you've read from the Bard. Didn't he have something to say about a lady protesting too much?

Anyway, like I said. I've already got a tentative profile drawn up. If anything, you should be worrying less about getting my goat, and more about how you apparently got Shanoa's... She's quite a bit less merciful than I am.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[hctiwelprup.livejournal.com]

While the word had cropped up in The Great Tiffany's mind she deemed such a word unsuited for the type of pest you are at this point an time. Rather she lack in sufficient amount of alliteration then use an unsuitable title.

Such is an argument most often used to failing degree because as any intelligent being knows it can be inserted into any argument simply as an accusation baseless with no factual evidence to back it up.

You assume that The Great Tiffany is concerned about either you or your foolish supposed huntress. The Great Tiffany's concerns do not dip that low.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Ah, an intellectual. Still, "The Great Tiffany" seems to have an ego, and issues of superiority. The protests, which you so quickly accused of being baseless, hold quite a bit of circumstantial evidence to support my belief.

That the great Tiffany is still talking to me rather than ignoring me like the pest she claims I am lends further credence to this fact. Which makes me wonder, is this another game, or does the great Tiffany like the attention?

Considering that I've already stated that you're a matter for the local authorities and not me, I... really don't see what your concern has to do with anything. At this point, I'm just enjoying the conversation. Seriously, do I need to spell it out for you that I'm NOT the one you need to be wary of?

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[hctiwelprup.livejournal.com]

Your repeated assertions that the sharp tongued supposed huntress on her tail is of any concern to The Great Tiffany may line up with the statement made by the demoness whom The Great Tiffany will eventually torment by ripping each ginger hair out of her head over and over again as they regenerate. However it still proves to be unproven in the sense that her fury does not inspire even the faintest notion of terror in The Great Tiffany.

Indeed far greater beings have fallen before the purple haired overlord and she will not allow her task to be failed by such a petty distraction.

This petty distraction however serves the Great Tiffany's purposes nicely, indeed.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Nobody's questioning your accomplishments, young lady. At least, nobody who doesn't want a nasty surprise...

That being said, you would do well to remember that in this world, there are a LOT of people who have accomplished similar. Heck, I've banished three demon lords back to the Inferno, and I don't even consider those to be my major accomplishments. Well, maybe the Envoy of Shadows...

Seriously, stop picking fights. It's not going to end well, and you're just going to get in more trouble when all is said and done.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[hctiwelprup.livejournal.com]

The Great Tiffany is well aware that this world is filled with a higher caliber of mortal and otherwise then the likes of which she has in her home universe but she chooses to ignore your advice for the time being for the simple since that your rabid dog has arrived and as expected, she struck first. Very unsporting as The Great Tiffany is currently continuing on her way without striking back. Remember this well so called hero.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

... FUCK!

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