[Video]

[hctiwelprup]

[What we see in the video is the Neon City Skyline, peaceful in the early morning hours. Below people are hustling and bustling on their way to work but the camera zooms in on one shape in particular. Tiffany the blond haired good witch is soaring on her broomstick en route to M.A.G.I for her morning classes. The sun is out, it's a beautiful day.

Then...out of no where a massive Snowman with boulders for eyes and a tree for a nose appears directly in front of her. And by massive I mean this thing is as tall as a towering hotel squatting at the top of a hill in the middle of a residential area. Tiffany can't stop in time and smacks right into the back of the Snowman's head.

The camera pans down and we see Tiffany the purple haired mean witch cackling and laughing like a lunatic. Apparently she either conjured up this sudden snowman or...more likely she built the thing beforehand somewhere cold and then stored it in her D-reader till she could pull this trick off.

The trick goes a step further however as the impact of Tiffany the good hitting it has caused the unstable sculpture to tip and tumble and now two giant snowballs, two boulders and a tree are tumbling down a hill and crashing through the streets till the snow crumbles into great big piles of filthy slush.

Tiffany the purple pauses for a moment...examines the damage to property and then laughs harder. Her partner finally then turns off that camera with a chuckle]

Comments

[Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

That wasn't particularly nice of you.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[hctiwelprup.livejournal.com]

Very astute of you Captain Obvious.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's Captain 0bvious. I know Captain Obvious. Good fighter, kind of a dick.

But that doesn't change the fact that you're going to get a severe tongue lashing for this.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[hctiwelprup.livejournal.com]

Now why would the crumbler of continents and the destroyer of hope subject herself to such a punishment? It sounds dreadfully boring.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[ecclesiawarrior.livejournal.com]

Who said I was going to give you a choice in the matter?

Kiddo, I hope you're already fleeing as fast as you can away from M.A.G.I. because you do not want to get caught by my tamer.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[hctiwelprup.livejournal.com]

BAH! Pathetic punisher of impurity, The Witch of the West Coast would no sooner waste an afternoon with you in favor of her ward then she would fail to brush her teeth regularly (A true warlord's teeth gleam brightly on the battlefield)

Waste your energy in pursuit if you shall, but no being can catch The Great Tiffany when her desires lay elsewhere.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Well, it's either that, or you face off against... well, that other tamer's after you now, and I suspect she's a lot less polite about these things than I am.

Alas, I probably can't call her off, either.

Seriously, not your best day. I would'a just been happy to dance and scold.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[hctiwelprup.livejournal.com]

The Great Tiffany has neither the time nor patience for your rabid dog. She has been challenged to a game who's true nature lies within the animal kingdom. The hunter and the hunted, an artful performance older then mankind itself!

And of coarse, The Great Tiffany is the hunter in this game. She has no desire to share that role with any overzealous simplistic stout slut with spells to spare (Five word alliterative combo fools)

[asakura-flower.livejournal.com]

Tiff-chan?

[hctiwelprup.livejournal.com]

Yes~?

[hctiwknip.livejournal.com]

H-h-he m-m-meant me y-y-y-you b-b-b-bully!!! *Sneeze*

[asakura-flower.livejournal.com]

Tiff-chan! Are you okay?

1/2

[hctiwelprup.livejournal.com]

I'm fine thank you tiny fluffy haired brother of my beloved~

2/2

[hctiwknip.livejournal.com]

S-s-s-stop that!

I-I-I'm ffff-fine H-hanah-AH-CHOO! [Tornado force winds blow her out of the snow]

J-j-just c-cold!

[heirtothestars.livejournal.com]

[hctiwelprup.livejournal.com]

[heirtothestars.livejournal.com]

Having fun?

[hctiwelprup.livejournal.com]

The Great Tiffany is entertaining herself. Does Shuensha wish to play as well?

[heirtothestars.livejournal.com]

No~

[hctiwelprup.livejournal.com]

Booo. No fuuuun~

Tiffany wishes to be with her Shuenshaaaaa.

She may or may not be lying.

[glompwitch.livejournal.com]

... Shanoa's after you, huh?

This is going to be hilarious to watch. And maybe participate in. Maybe.

I've already measured out an appropriate outfit or five for you when you do get caught by me or someone else.

[hctiwelprup.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, you who failed to complete her plot for Tiffany.

In due time you shall regret the timely intervention of Shuensha. The Great Tiffany's revenge will be brought unto you in a most apropros manner and will leave you quivering with the respect you so sorely lack.

And as for the filthy mongrel attempting to intervene in The Great Tiffany's day? The desired demonic darling will be sending her home in a shoebox if she insists on further confrontation.

[glompwitch.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. Hrm... Maid, nurse, bunny or just go practical...

Oh. I'd be very careful not to underestimate Shanoa, by the way. She's pretty good at burning overconfident little psychos to a crisp.

[hctiwelprup.livejournal.com]

It seems curiously enough that The Great Tiffany has attracted so much attention for such a simply prank on an unwitting impostor.

Prey tale pathetic whorebeast, is it truly the reason or is it simply that the collected magic users of this world like yourself find a challenge such as quote "Taking her down a few pegs" impossible to resist?

[glompwitch.livejournal.com]

Well I'd be lying if I claimed that your cuteness and gullibility weren't part of the equation at all...

But mostly, just taking a bitch with a superiority complex down several pegs, yeah.